Humans: The Only Species Stupid Enough to Forget What to Eat
Humans: The Only Species Stupid Enough to Forget What to Eat
Let’s cut the nonsense—humans are the only species dumb enough to completely forget what the hell we’re supposed to eat. Think about it. Ever seen a lion standing in the savannah debating whether he should cut back on his zebra intake because someone told him red meat is bad for his cholesterol? Does a bird second-guess the worm because it’s not “plant-based”? Of course not. They don’t get caught up in the food fad BS like we do. They instinctively know what fuels their bodies. Meanwhile, here we are, the most intelligent species, somehow confused about what to shove in our mouths.
From Hunters to Hype: How We Lost Our Way in the Food Jungle
We weren’t always this clueless. Our ancestors knew what to eat—they hunted, they even gathered a bit, they ate real food. And guess what? They thrived. But today, we’re bombarded with ads, flashy packaging, and food industry-funded “research” that has completely scrambled our instincts. Now we’ve got more food choices than ever, yet more diseases, obesity, and confusion than any other point in human history. Coincidence? Hardly.
How the Food Industry Made Us Forget What We Knew
Here’s the cold, hard truth: we didn’t just wake up one day and suddenly forget what our bodies need. No, we were convinced to forget. The food industry has been working overtime to pull us further away from what’s natural—and man, they’ve done a hell of a job. Through endless marketing, “heart-healthy” labels, and “scientific” studies that are usually funded by the same people making the food, we’ve been brainwashed to believe that real food is the enemy and their processed crap is the solution.
Let’s not forget about the government food guidelines. Remember those trusty food pyramids from back in the day, telling you to load up on grains, minimise meat, and snack on low-fat everything? Guess who had their greasy little hands in that cookie jar? Yup, the same companies pushing processed, sugar-loaded junk. They’ve been feeding us lies for decades, all while we get sicker, fatter, and more confused about what it means to eat “healthy.”
Why the Carnivore Diet is the Right Way to Eat
Here’s where we bring it full circle: while every other species sticks to their evolutionary blueprint for food, we’ve veered so far off course that it’s no wonder we’re all a mess. But there’s hope. The carnivore diet isn’t just another fad—it’s the most basic, natural way for humans to eat. Don’t believe me, read this! It’s about cutting through all the noise, all the processed garbage, and getting back to what we were designed to consume: meat. And lots of it.
Think about it—our ancestors thrived on animal-based foods. They weren’t roasting chickpeas or debating whether they should go gluten-free. They hunted, ate meat, and lived without the chronic diseases that plague us today. The carnivore diet gets you back to that simplicity. No gimmicks, no processed junk, no food labels claiming it’s fortified with some lab-made vitamin. Just nutrient-dense, natural food that fuels your body in the way it was meant to be fueled.
Why We’re So Confused About Our Own Species-Appropriate Diet
Humans are the only animals that have made food complicated. Animals don’t need calorie trackers, portion control, or “balance” in their meals. You won’t find a wolf wondering if he’s overdoing the protein macros after tearing into a rabbit. But humans? We’ve been misled for so long, most of us have completely lost touch with what’s natural.
From the time we’re kids, we’re told to trust the experts—the ones who told us margarine was better than butter, that a bowl of cereal was a nutritious start to the day, and that eating meat is slowly killing us. The carnivore diet flips the script. It’s about reawakening that primal instinct, pushing aside the manufactured lies, and getting back to what’s right for our species.
The Carnivore Diet: Taking Back Control
Following a carnivore diet isn’t just about eating differently—it’s about taking back control of your health and your life. It’s rejecting the nonsense that the food industry has been feeding you (literally and figuratively) and embracing the diet that every single human body is designed to thrive on.
When you switch to an animal-based diet, you’re not just eating like a caveman—you’re eating like a human was meant to eat. You’re fueling your body with the most nutrient-dense, bioavailable food on the planet, and cutting out the junk that’s been making you sick, tired, and confused for years.
Want to know more about why the carnivore diet is the ultimate species-appropriate diet for humans? Check out my post here, where I break down the science, history, and benefits behind this way of eating. Trust me, it’s time to stop playing the food industry’s game and start eating the way you were designed to.
Reclaim Your Instincts: Ditch the Lies, Fuel Your Body, and Thrive
By embracing the carnivore diet, you’re doing more than just eating differently—you’re rejecting decades of misinformation and giving your body what it truly needs to thrive. It’s time to join the ranks of the animals who aren’t confused about what to eat, and rediscover the health and vitality you’ve been missing.
Patrick
Your Chief Carnivore Conqueror 🥩⚔️
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